Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

*2 Random Days Off in March? Not That F#king Random!! 🍀

If you know, you know.

This St. Patrick’s Day tee is made for the planners, the annual leave strategists, and the legends who somehow end up with the 17th and 18th mysteriously blocked off in the calendar every year.

Front print:
“2 random days off in March?” — innocent enough.

Back print:
A calendar with the 17th and 18th circled and the phrase:
“not that f#*king random!!”

Perfect for anyone in their 20s or 30s living outside Ireland who still treats Paddy’s Day like a national obligation. Whether you're in London, Dubai, Sydney, Toronto, or New York — the session is booked.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft, comfortable fit for all-day (and all-night) wear

Perfect for pub crawls, house parties, festivals, and post-work “one pint” that turns into twelve

Ideal gift for Irish expats, second-generation Irish, or honorary Irish mates

A subtle nod that turns into a knowing laugh once people read the back

Perfect For:
St. Patrick’s Day pub sessions
Irish expats abroad
Friend group uniform shirts
Long weekend party plans
That one mate who “just happens” to take those days off every March
Wear it to the parade. Wear it to the pub. Wear it to brunch the next day pretending you're grand.

Because let’s be honest…

Those days were never random.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Legit Wears Ltd. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@legitwears.com or write to us West Street, Tallow, Co.Waterford.

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